“Sausage” is a bizarre word. Consider the following:
Last night, I had 4 sausages with my mash. I could’ve eaten another sausage, but then I would have eaten A LOT of sausage.
What’s the plural of “sausage”? Is it “sausages” or is it “sausage”?
P.S. It’s Monday – don’t ask!
Update: Uh… I do realise that sausage isn’t the only word that exhibits this particular behaviour, I just wondered what that behaviour is called. Oh, and sausage is a slightly silly word which helps.